Signs You're Becomming a Daddy...

1. Your daughter fills her diaper as you carry her into the pediatricians room and you cant help but laugh
   
2. Your daughter refills her diaper after the nurse has taken her [rectal] temperature, ready for the Doctor, and your impressed at the amazing smells she's capable of making
   
3. You find yourself clipping hair bow's to your shirt so you don't lose them
4. You instinctively burp-pat your wife when you give her a hug
5. You find you are capable of the most amazing multitasking
6. You don't remember your social security number or your address, but you wouldn't dare forget your wife's StarBucks order
7. You keep signing your name as the patient, rather than the parent
8. You wake up to your sister's phone call to find yourself gnawing on your own arm, drowning in your own slobber
9. Amazingly you can survive on spurts of 1.5 hours of sleep
10. Speed dials on your phone are now: 1. Lactation Consultant 2. Pediatrician 3. Afterhours Emergency 4. OB/GYN
11. All the nurses at the OB/GYN know your first name

And that's just my first few days...